a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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Definition:
1. A retail establishment situated in densely populated city areas dedicated to selling vaping equipment, supplies, and e-liquid flavorings.
2. A vendor specializing in urban markets for vapers aspiring for modern alternatives to traditional tobacco products.
3. A storefront providing vape hardware, liquids, and accessories to consumers in busy city hubs.
4. A boutique-style store focused on encountering the necessities of city-residing vaping enthusiasts.
Significance:
• It defines a niche retail vending for urban vapors.
• It emphasizes accessibility and specialization for urban clients.
• It identifies a distinct type of merchant.
• It avoids obscure or misleading terms.
• It simplifies product offerings.
• It improves customer satisfaction.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions and phrases.
Definition:
1. A retail establishment situated in densely populated city areas dedicated to selling vaping equipment, supplies, and e-liquid flavorings.
2. A vendor specializing in urban markets for vapers aspiring for modern alternatives to traditional tobacco products.
3. A storefront providing vape hardware, liquids, and accessories to consumers in busy city hubs.
4. A boutique-style store focused on encountering the necessities of city-residing vaping enthusiasts.
Significance:
• It defines a niche retail vending for urban vapors.
• It emphasizes accessibility and specialization for urban clients.
• It identifies a distinct type of merchant.
• It avoids obscure or misleading terms.
• It simplifies product offerings.
• It improves customer satisfaction.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions and phrases.
Examples:
• "The urban vape store offers premium vaping kits."
• "Nearby commuters frequent the urban vape store."
• "Product reviews emphasize the urban vape store's excellent service."
• "Fashion-conscious customers frequent the urban vape store."
• "New arrivals stock the retables of the urban vape store."
• "The urban vape store offers premium vaping kits."
• "Nearby commuters frequent the urban vape store."
• "Product reviews emphasize the urban vape store's excellent service."
• "Fashion-conscious customers frequent the urban vape store."
• "New arrivals stock the retables of the urban vape store."
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Get the I wanna leave Urban Dictionary mug.One of the websites on the internet where teens and immature people come to troll the masses. Apparently, these people don't really know how to spell or speak English either, as their spelling and grammar are horrible.
Also, you can't find a word that hasn't been used to talk about sex. The people on here would pass as writers for the next episode of South Park as they not only like to make raunchy jokes, but they like to insult god and everyone who views their post.
Also, you can't find a word that hasn't been used to talk about sex. The people on here would pass as writers for the next episode of South Park as they not only like to make raunchy jokes, but they like to insult god and everyone who views their post.
"Dude, come look at this Urban Dictionary post!"
Me: "Grow up! We all know that you can't trust Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia."
Me: "Grow up! We all know that you can't trust Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia."
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