doddy dick

Meaning as in, big, amazing, pleasing, sensational, cock.

My sidie told me she wanted my doddy dick, and I said come get this amazing, sensational, huge cock then baby.

by Sidieslayer November 27, 2015

spinach dick

When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.

"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "

by Pliniomonkey March 27, 2017

dick notes

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

by Dicknotes January 27, 2015

tractor dick

When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock

Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick

by Liamcoultas1 October 26, 2017

Dick Broom

A mustache.

Bishop needs to shave his dick broom, he looks like a pervert!

by Young Old Guy November 1, 2018

dick x

When 5 pirates gather in a circle and dig up the treasure under a marked "X"

Did you see the pirates uncovered booty using Dick X method

by Cxiii March 28, 2017

Dick-Joust

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

by brokenrecord September 25, 2011