Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".

Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.

by OJB September 26, 2004

monkey nuts

so monkey nuts are the magazines on a choppa. usally in 2 so u call them monkey nuts. they also HANGLO.

"choppa with the monkey nuts i let em hanglo"
- hanglo 1nonly, 870glizzy

by rubyrudegyal October 28, 2025

Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly

He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.

by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.

"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."

by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021

Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022

Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020