Monkey

Monkey with AK 47 will come to your house and destroy something you love.

A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkeys

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
Monkey want banana monkey will take life-donkey kong

Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die

by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021

Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.

Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.

by DevilMoss March 9, 2021

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

Monkey Buccaneer

When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.

Teammate: I saw a vigil in the site
You: Monkey Buccaneer tryna find who asked?

by BruhhhhhhhhB:2 March 11, 2021