sphinctor boy

A person, usually a dude, who has never had anyone tell them that they aren't funny. They continually spit out little jokes in any converstion, regardless of who they may be interrupting, as long as they get a few laughs. What happens when they don't get laughs? They're up and running in a matter of seconds to try to make up for it... To fix a sphinctor boy, just wait until he has one of those "rare" jokes where nobody chuckles, then call him out and embarrass him in front of whoever is around. This can fetch varied results, but usually shuts the person up for 3 to 5 days. Sphinctor boys are becoming more and more abundant, and it's becoming harder to pick them out by how they look. Be sure that you give potential sphinctor boys three strikes, because lets face it, everyone gets excited sometimes. After that, though, they are fair game for a good old fashioned shut the fuck up.

Teacher/Professor: Ok class, today kicks off the first day of our American history chapter. (Sphinctor boy, we'll say Chad..) Chad, take that hat off please.

Chad (Sphinctor boy): Hey guys, look! It's me, Uncle Sam! And I WANT YOU!!! Hahaha, get it? I WANT YOU!!!...it's what Uncle Sam says!! Good times...good times....

Girl who feels awkward so she giggles: hehehe

by Chad??? September 20, 2007

Snow Boy

A cute nick-name for a boy who lives in the north.

Snow Boy, can you come down south soon?

by South123456789 March 14, 2011

Fuck boy

A guy that thinks he has swag. Will usually be seen wearing Jordans or Nikes, sporting snap backs, and those soccer Adidas pants, along with saggy jeans, and Diamond or Obey brand t-shirts. They flirt with a lot of girls and play them to get them to sleep with them. Usually will go after the easier fuck girls. They are disgusting human waste.

Did you see that fuck boy? He totally sent a nude to Ashley while he was dating Courtney. What a fuck boy!

by yayolana June 16, 2015

phone boy

Another name for a telemarketer.

telemarketer : "Hi this is Jacob from action painting....

person eating dinner : "FUCK YOU PHONE BOY"

by michael d .hunt February 23, 2008

Leggy boi

Very gay; gay beyond comparison.

Wow, what a leggy boi.

by Queer June 5, 2003

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

CNN bois

After CNN called the boogaloo bois white supremacists, Facebook banned #boogaloobois. In response, they started making boogaloo memes and putting them under CNN hashtags.

Update: #cnnbois is now banned

A: I saw on the news that the boogaloo bois-
B: shhhh! They’re CNN bois now.

by graveyardqueen October 10, 2020