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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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Cheese

Milk that has rotted and yet is safe to eat somehow
Like seriously
How did we even find cheese
HOW DID WE CONVINCE OTHERS TO EAT IT!?
Person 1: Hey I let this milk rot and stuff and it became yellow and solid
Person 2: What the heck
Person 1: Wanna eat it? I named it cheese.
by A-Kitty July 2, 2023
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Blue Cheese Dick

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.
by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019
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Cheesed

A adjective meaning angry, shocked, frustrated, or overall surprised.
I can't believe that happened, I'm cheesed.

That one time that max backstabbed me in a game, I was cheesed.
by JplayHD May 13, 2019
mugGet the Cheesedmug.

Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.
This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.
by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021
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strawburry cheese cake

When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake
This girl go two big strawburry cheese cakes last night
by Maximise November 24, 2016
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new york cheese steak

A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"

Lisa "Can't wait"
by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018
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