fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.

My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Cum filled donut

..simple. a donut with a cum filling😛

"My boyfriend just made me a cum filled donut!"

by cumf1lledd0nutt December 21, 2024

Dragons Cum

The Mixing of Coffee Creamer with Fireball Whiskey

Hey man wanna try dragons cum, its thick and creamy and burns on the way down.

by Shock613 December 23, 2024

brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024

Cum

I swore one time I heard it before it meant ice cream

Y/N: hey you! You want some cum?
J/F: fuck yeah

by LecLoc December 31, 2024

cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025