Angery Cat

Angery Cat and me are homies now cuz he is cute cat n stuff.
I do not beg him to accept my friend request

Me: Hi Angery Cat
Angery : Hi Avrgae
Me: We're besties right bro??
Angery: Yea bro we're besties n stuff because we are both very cool
Me: But I have other besties too bro...
Angery: its ok bro, me too
Me: That's cool bro wanna hang out with other cool people?????????????????
Angery: Yes bro let's go because we cool n stuff

by average dumbass November 15, 2021

whomppus cat

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

by yourmyprisonbitch May 10, 2014

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.

Will you PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT Schrödinger's Cat, BILLY?

by Owlss June 12, 2022

Cat

literally satan but we still love them

Person 1: "My cat stood over my bed with a knife and almost set my house on fire but hes adorable!"

Person 2: "I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM OMG!"

Person 1: "He's so fluffy!"

by frogsarereallyyummy June 12, 2022

cat in the box so much meow

common saying used by threat actors such as “Waifu” and “Cplusplusmf”

My cat is in the box with so much meow

Your cat has no meow in its box

Cat in the box so much meow.

by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024

Cat

The most glorious creature known by man and feared by all, this powerful creature will demand attention and it KNOWS how to get it, with its teeth like nails and ears so powerful not even elephants can match it its claws are sharper than a hawks claws, dont let its size fool you

“I ran into a cat one day, I payed my respects to the magnificent giant”

by The yoker January 13, 2020

Pinch the Cat

Finger a vagina

She let you pinch the cat?

by Stonebob420 April 23, 2025