Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker

“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS”

by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022

deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022

deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you

Person 1: What's up

Person 2: Deez Nuts

by sad person 3 March 14, 2022

Nut

Semen

Boy : "I just busted a nut"
Girl : "you mean I got all your semen in me?"

by Rakii Dii October 24, 2015

Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse

I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025