The Brown

The brown (noun). A poop shit. A big butt crap scat dookie dump. When you fill the ass crack with butt shit and it starts oozing out of the top of the ass butt crack near the pants and/or the bottom of the butt canyon near the taint area. Then you gotta get your taint licked to clean it off and it sucks butt hole poop scat shit crap feces excrement.

"I just filled someone's pants with the brown"

"I just filled my wife's mouth with the brown"

by OrganDisplayer1912 May 29, 2024

Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to EVER exist, ever make him sad and ill bake your mum into a lasagne and force feed it to you.

ahh, nah m8 thats perfect
fam the words your looking for is Bradley brown.

by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022

Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to ever exist. If you disagree, fight me

ahh that's perfect that
the word your looking for is Bradley brown

by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022

Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.

Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.

by Cl115 August 17, 2021

Doc Brown

Doc Brown or Doc Browning.
Being really jacked up, jumpy, excited, overwhelmed with crazy uncontrollable joy/nervousness or just really meth'd the fuck out!

Q: Yo, you got any of that Doc Brown left?

A: No
Q: What!? Then why is your homeboy spinning around real fast walking backwards over there building a porch with a fucking umbrella?..... He's Doc Browning like a motherfucker.

by White Hawk1 October 02, 2022

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022