Cleo the Cat

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.

Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis

by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024

Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Effing the cat

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.

Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.

by Fridge_666 July 11, 2024

Enjoy your cats

A famous slogan used by men to tell a feminist she will stay single forever. This is due to the fact that cat ladies are usually middle aged women who never had a man in their lives and have cats to fill that void of loneliness.

Feminist: I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Chad: Enjoy your cats

by BurgerKingNuggets July 13, 2024

Hagatha’s Cats Effect

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.

Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.

by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024