Big time CEO

Alfie is a dickhead that’s what, stop chatting shit ur the floor manager

Alfie is 110% not a BIG TIME CEO and he’s chatting absolute rawcus

by Alfiesingsflatandisfat July 11, 2019

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Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.

by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

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(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024

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Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing

Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”

by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022

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“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

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When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.

by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023

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