kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.

"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"

by the_docta May 26, 2021

Stray kids

Stray kids are jyp's best flop group full of visual holes. Korea doesn't even care about them and they only have boring white racist fans.

A. Do you know stray kids?

B. Oh, you mean the most irrelevant 4th gen group?

A. Yes, I think

B. Oh yes, I know them

by Nickiminajoutsold August 7, 2021

Fortnite Kid

A Fortnite kid is when someone only plays one game and that game is Fortnite

kid1: Yo, whats up do you wanna play minecraft
kid2: Nahhhh i only play fortnite and im literally the best at it
kid3: kid2 you're the fucking worst at fortnite and play on a nintendo switch fucking brain damaged idiot
kid1: ok shitter go play ur game "fortnite kid"

by ryangarcia69420 August 8, 2021

Warzone Kid

A kid who plays war zone more than multiplayer and has only played the campaign if they have played the game

WZ kid:I’m not a WZ kid

dude:do you play MP
WZ KID: no

dude: then your a Warzone Kid
WZ KID:but I play campaign
dude: and...

by The Best Definition Finder August 10, 2021

Kid

A surfcaster with peach fuzz and inflamed pride, typically because they lucked into some fish recently

Hey, kid, loosen the drag you imbecile.

by knifeman from Bell August 11, 2021

band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people

1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic

by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021

dadecounty kid

Children who act like wannabe gangsters in Miami-Dade county

*Sees several kids with their pants sagging and throwing up gang signs at each other*

Me: I hate seeings these dadecounty kids acting like gangsters thinking they're the shit

by xdJordxn August 14, 2021