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Copenhagen Time

by HeliosExtremus June 15, 2019
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On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.
J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."
by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025
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Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
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Video Game Timing

When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready
Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...
by Pilbane January 24, 2013
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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing
yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo
by jetburner2 October 14, 2025
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free-timing

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
I'm anxious to see the things I'll do once I'm "free-timing".
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025
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