50-yard line

1980s reference to best position in class to inappropriately leer at cleavage of classmates.

Dude, I'm going to hustle to class to get the 50-yard line!

Nice job you perv!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Yarding

Yarding is when individuals return to their alma mater's homecoming and "chill" on the school yard with their friends.

When I get to campus, I will be YARDING all day with my girls!

by Ms. Serious Matter November 18, 2012

Yard Burger

Dog shit.

I was walking through my yard and my neighbors dog left me a yard burger. Fucking dog.

by triple24 September 9, 2011

yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 19, 2017

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Yard

Commonly rephrased as "Yona".
Used when making fun of Yona.

"Hey, Yard"
"StOooOP!"

by yaard December 18, 2021

50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020