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lonely mans wrist

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Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014
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When you twist a joint and shove it in ones ass
Cassie told me that she would twisted the wrist and came at me
by SMGxGOD May 26, 2018
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study my wrist

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This is an insult, your basically telling someone to get on your level and make money like them.
by auventii October 23, 2020
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Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence
Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist
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Milker’s Wrist

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When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events
Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.
by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024
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Milker’s Wrist

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When you’ve been milking animals so much, someone has to take over the responsibility for you.
Mate… can’t make it this weekend. The kids have been going hard milking the goats, and have got Milker’s Wrist, and I gotta pick up the slack.
by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024
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