Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022

CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.

Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!

by eve1 June 24, 2024

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 18, 2020

Sea Witch

One (woman or man or non-binary) who practices magic and rituals using relics and remnants of the sea, unusually in forms religious aspects.

Person 1: I saw them performing a ritual on the beach the other night.
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch

by The Lunar Witch February 07, 2024

biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”

by Gorl.com February 02, 2023

Witching

To sneak up on a victim and shove a broom up their arse with the shrill laugh of a witch.

Johnny went to grab something under the sink, exposing himself to a witching from his evil sister.

by Golden Nuggets February 23, 2024