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zack shank

a white kid that is always trying to take your hoe. Also always sucking dick in the bathroom
Why you always gotta be Zack Shankin me dude.
by Tbons May 15, 2016
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kathryn shank

the biggest bitch you’ll ever know
You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”
by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020
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Shank

Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.
Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.
by Scrumbum September 25, 2014
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shank

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.
by licklickbaby May 22, 2024
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Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
by jtsaint June 30, 2011
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Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
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Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017
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