Beanie Weenie

The sexual act of giving your partner a blowjob while their penis is covered in beans. Generally assumed to be only a Southern tradition, but not directly taken from a Paula Deen cookbook.

I was at a party last night, and walked in on someone giving a Beanie Weenie. What a mess. The sauce was everywhere.

by Thunderwalker April 10, 2026

The weenies

The best friend group you could ever have

Person 1: hey look at that cool friend group over there
Person 2: oh yeah thats the weenies they’re the coolest

by Spudmonkey7272 April 19, 2026

Really tiny weenie

Another way of saying micropenis, very small and skinny

Gryphon has a really tiny weenie.

by Qazzaqwert September 22, 2017

hot dog weenie

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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis

by who even cares about my name June 18, 2020

Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie

Jeana/Jeanie Weenie- otherwise known as someone everyone loves and adores. She’s known for her carrying attitude and the crowd pleasing kicks she gives Audrey!

I absolutely adore Jeana/Jeanie Weenie

by nooooooooooooodlenat February 12, 2022

Big J Weenie

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie

Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie

by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022