Definitions by Thunderwalker

Beanie Weenie

The sexual act of giving your partner a blowjob while their penis is covered in beans. Generally assumed to be only a Southern tradition, but not directly taken from a Paula Deen cookbook.

I was at a party last night, and walked in on someone giving a Beanie Weenie. What a mess. The sauce was everywhere.

Beanie Weenie by Thunderwalker April 10, 2026