unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.

After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!

by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017

suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.

Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.

by J. Peasemold Gruntfuddick III April 23, 2009

Unicorn Kid

Unicorn Kid is a guy called Olly from Edinburgh who is a 17 year old DJ, he is a rising star in the Techno scene and has a lot of talent.

unicorn kid was amazing at that gig in inverness!

by Insomnia! November 29, 2009

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

unicorn inch

When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.

I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.

by MissFuuFuu September 25, 2013

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017

Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016