molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019

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rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

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1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.

2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.

3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.

Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.

by faust2501 August 8, 2018

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Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

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Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

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