crazy uncle guru

a distant relative that fixes dents with super glue.

crazy uncle guru fixed my dented car with super glue

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Tiny uncle

An uncle whos younger than you

Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon

by Geoff morgan October 15, 2022

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

UncleBadTouch

someone gives a generally creepy feeling to most people around him when they communicate or are even in there presence.

Or have actual proof and or a witness of them committing some kind of behavior that is generally perceived as creepy,perverted,vile in some sexual context.

Dude I swear to god I heard your roomate prowling round the panties draws in your girlfriends room as soon as you guys left today.He's acting Like a UncleBadTouch".

"Did you hear how that UncleBadTouch was hitting on me! I'm so grossed out I'm gonna go home and shower cause how creeped out I am".

by xtangle February 5, 2010