one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.

"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."

by MitchellDick April 7, 2008

Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 6, 2017

two bagger

A girl so ugly you put two bags over her head just in case the first one falls off.

"Look at that two-bagger"

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

Two-Piece

In the Gears of War video game series the act of getting hit with a Melee (B button) and then a quick shot either aimed or blind fired.

"I swear to god all these n00bz ever do is two-piece.

by Ormsbee August 14, 2009

forty-two

The age where your usefulness to society begins to diminish.

Some enlightened tribes in Africa kill or abandon members of the tribe that are 42 years old to preserve resources.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

Two Weeker

People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.

Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look

Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man

Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.

by II Duce May 31, 2010