Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

Twitter

useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by edasenaz May 15, 2010

twithead

A person who uses the website "twitter" frequently, in the belief that normal people are reading their constant updates.

The adolescent twithead spent all night updating his Twitter account to reflect his mood.

by Twhater February 12, 2009

twitter

Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.

by a someewhat smart guy June 29, 2009

Twittention Whore

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life

Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!

by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

tounge twister

The cousin of a young tornado but goes deeper and finishes with the finger

Tounge Twisters go so deep then the finger makes you enjoy it more

by Official Pigeon November 22, 2016

twitter balls

The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.

Dirk called the president of the company a lame-brained sissy in a tweet. He had twitter balls.

by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009