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tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!
Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .
by P whitey November 10, 2021
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Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.
Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.
by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024
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Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
by Nat R. September 6, 2023
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B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...
by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024
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porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
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Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related
My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole
by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017
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give it a tub

To give something or someone a wash
I am going to give it a tub a later in the day
by SpaceTime69_ December 29, 2022
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