Zute tube

A commonly used device by stoners, where, to get the smell off quicker or barely have any smell at all if you are hitting it up somewhere dangerous like your grandmas basement, garage, street, tree, roof, beach, or anywhere else dangerous to have the smell in broad day light, you cab use this cleverly made device that's made of a cardboard paper towel roll with no excess paper towel on the outside of it, and tightly packed paper towels on the inside. You breathe into the less dense end, and it depleted the smell A LOT.

1. Man, me and jay were smokin some purp on da beach at 3 am, and the cops almost caught us, but we used da zute tube so they ain't got no smell on us.

2. I was in my room right, and my parents are really against weed and shit, and I used da zute tube and they couldn't tell shit!

by Lacrofob601 March 5, 2009

You Tubely

To introduce a person or audience to a video, song, or idea through the internet website You Tube.

I just introduced her to "What What in the But", not literally, but you tubely...

by v8cam1969 July 29, 2010

Noob Tube

(-noun) The attachable grenade launcher in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

(-verb) Being killed by the attachhable grenade launcher in the Call of Duty series.

(noun) "Dude, don't use the 'Noob Tube', its hella gay"
(verb) "Oh shit!!! I just got 'Noob Tubed!'

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

phalopian tube

is a part of female uterus in which a tube runs along the inside up into the body

you stupid phalopian tube

by Bradly Peterson May 13, 2005

Noob Tube

A term for the shotgun in Halo2. Any weapon called noob is actually a good weapon that players simply can't combat. This is due to suckage of the highest caliber. Or the lowest.

aids1214: Goshdamnit! You killed me w/ the noob tube!

spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.

by Wes G. December 26, 2005

tube tied

When your internet connection is experiencing less than optimal speeds.

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"

by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006

blubber tube

someone who is extrodinarily fat.

Josh Dawson is a large blubber tube.

by Laughing Bun September 2, 2005