Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

what's the tooth

how a teething or toothached child says what's the time

what's the tooth?

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

Bad tooth ache

Tooth hurt from bad cavities or lack of dick

I didn’t brush my teeth and now I have a bad tooth ache

I have not had no dick in me so my tooth started to throb so I had a bad tooth ache

by Thewiseguy14 May 19, 2022

Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

white tooth

A squirrel eating Cheerios off your nipples.

I got a white tooth on the porch today.

by Shazzlemcbazzle January 5, 2014

Tooth bait

When you rip out a tooth to catch the tooth fairy masturbating.

I'm gonna use the tooth bait tactic tonight.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020