National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 08, 2023

Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.

JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"

by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019

Guangyi sheng toys

Two words: SINGING BaSS

Im gonna go to guangyi sheng toys

by Pxprobotvidz January 14, 2020

Hillary's Toys

When you have merchandise from Hillary's 2016 campaign under your bed.

Man I have a lot of Hillary's Toys.

by AlanLovesButt June 27, 2018

Toy

Thinking of you

Hey Smilena, Just wanted to touch base and say I was Toy.

by Trentism October 02, 2023

TOY

lonely
M

former UM president's boomer way of saying "thinking of you"

you can give me a private briefing ;)
TOY

by UMbaddie January 16, 2022

toy

A toy is a grown mans car or vehicle

I got my new toy parked right outside

by djdjbh March 09, 2016