The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.
So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.
by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

A guy a girl is only talking to because she is bored/has no one else to talk to so she flirts with him and has no intentions of dating that guy
by John Wicks assistant March 30, 2022

Toy. The word used for someone who repeatedly f*cks people around, knows it, and claims they are innocent. aka Cheese
Ex1/
Person1: Yo, i’m out the front.
Person 2: Easy, coming now.
20 mins later Person 2 comes out
Person 1: Suchhh a toy
Ex2/
Person1: Yo, i’m out the front.
Person 2: Easy, coming now.
20 mins later Person 2 comes out
Person 1: Suchhh a toy
Ex2/
by anonymous March 21, 2024

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."
by Luigi 15esimo February 7, 2019

by troy hankman November 27, 2021

The top second basemen on the Severn Admirals; the pinnacle of sex appeal and the male body standard
by Toyer March 29, 2022

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship
Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.
by Tan tatter March 10, 2024
