taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 12, 2017

Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 01, 2012

Tainted Buffet

Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it

I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.

by Wintyer December 20, 2021

zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

by Poompi December 22, 2015

Taint trail

The oozing jizz that drips out of your girl’s vaj after you cream pie her!

Dude, that was a big load, you see that dripping down her taint trail?

by kevinjanko March 10, 2020

Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

by stuarthub December 10, 2011