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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
mugGet the plant sexmug.

Cloud Plant

You got and cloud plant bruh?
by Budand22 April 30, 2017
mugGet the Cloud Plantmug.

Plant

J: Hey bro, wanna smoke some plant?
D: Of course I want to smoke some plant.
by driedupsock January 29, 2023
mugGet the Plantmug.

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.
Did you hear that he killed his plants again?
by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Plantsmug.

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
mugGet the I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!mug.

pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration
by ElCapitan November 3, 2004
mugGet the pop a plantmug.

plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside
person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok
by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022
mugGet the plantmug.

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