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Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.
This zoe plant bitch bit my dick off!
by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025
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Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.
If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!
by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025
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Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.
Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.
I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️
by the chav patter May 6, 2024
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Plant

"He's talking about my wife and kids bro that's my hard line"
Hym "Fuck your wife and your kids. You cock suckers need to remember that you're already halfway across my line and the price us going to be paid by someone other than you. You're going to toss someone else's kid into the furnace so you don't look like a bitch for letting someone talk bad about your kid. You're already a bitch. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not fooling anyone. You're not going to get me to do whatever it is you think needs to be my response in this situation. And the audience need to start working on forcing this fucking industry plant out of the fog."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.
I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!
by iimcrimson February 26, 2024
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
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