The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 14, 2019

kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.

"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.

by mrknthedrk October 02, 2012

pull a duck

to offer up being punched in the face in exchange for a cigarette

hey man can i pull a duck?

by irish grenade July 01, 2010

ice ducks

When a duck is found in the ice, one the ice, or is ice. Most of the time refers to a penguin or if you cannot spell, a pinguine.

I am very afraid of ice ducks
What is a pinguine? It’s an ice duck. You mean a penguin?

I love ice ducks

by Yoj haleak April 26, 2022

duck flurry

When you it's really hot outside and your working up quite the sweat (including inside the crack). When you fart, it creates a scummy bubbly flurry inside your ass very similar to the duck flurry on top of ponds.

ronaldo: damn, it's hot right now
jesus: for reals. i got some mad duck flurry goin on right now

by gregalishus June 21, 2010

Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014

cocky duck

Refers to a cocky fuckboy

That guy's a cocky duck , stay away from him

by DaveStrider is best boi January 01, 2018