Flat tire

When a chubby person farts.

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!

by FDubs January 5, 2025

Tired

That feeling you get when you go to school, work, or do anything in general.

I am so Tired.

by Good night banana June 5, 2019

Tire tugging

The act of masturbating while simultaneously driving a car.

Jim was horny and stuck in traffic so he started tire tugging while the driver in the adjacent lane looked in disgust.

by jimmydeansballsack February 29, 2024

The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.

Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."

by WordallySmart February 22, 2019

Popped the tire

Don’t do it.

“Hey, remember when dad Popped The Tire?”
“She was so drunk last night. Bro popped the tire.”

by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

tire slayer

Any vehicle with enough power to waste the excess rubber on the tires.

That truck is a tire slayer, it spins and smokes the tire forever.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021