Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018

Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.

I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.

by sscalista June 4, 2018

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019

I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019

Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.

Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full

by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019