Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.

Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"

by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

Porta Swamp

A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.

The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!

by Lord Desolator August 27, 2005

Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017

swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor

1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force

by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020

swamp dipping

The sextual act of a man dipping his ball sack in a girls gaped anus

My wife let me do a little swamp dipping last night.

by KingKevin47 December 14, 2022

Swamp Juice

A green liquid oral solution that comes in the form of bottles of Wockhardt, Triss pharma, and Tussionex. name comes from the dirty green color often found in swampy areas, therefore, receiving its name "swampjuice."

Rapper: Ai s/o my homie aka big dog yung slime for coming thru w that swamp juice!

by Perkyplays(goyard fiend) January 19, 2023