Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024

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Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

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Pota-Speak

To logically jump from conclusions; To look for the purest form of blackmail whether it be through messages, actions, or images.

Exhibit A
Person 1: "Yo dude, I just got this new guitar!" *proceeds to send image of guitar with 2 pixels of a foot
Person 2: "I see your foot. Why are you sending me feet pics? Saved as blackmail."
Person 1: "All I hear is some pota-speak right now."
Exhibit B
Person 1: "Not gonna lie I think I might vote for Donald Trump."
Person 2: "So you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, and a transphobe?"
Person 1: "What? dude that's Pota-Speak?"

by nourdasu December 2, 2024

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Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

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Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023

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