Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

If Titus Makin Jr. <Junior> Speaks To Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom,Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Maliciously, He Will Try To Kill You

If Titus Makin Jr. <Junior> Speaks To Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom,Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Maliciously, He Will Try To Kill You

If Titus Makin Jr. <Junior> Speaks To Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom,Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Maliciously, He Will Try To Kill You

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

semi-speak

under average fluency of speaking the language.

I can only semi-speak my family mother tongue, at least it works!

by sunshinedorkie August 16, 2016

Speak & Spell

An amazing Red box that teaches how to spell 200 words!

Alex: I just bought a Speak & Spell! it will teach me how to spell 200 words!

by Bacon friez October 31, 2023

Speaking white

A phrased used when you want to say “that’s ignorant” or “that’s really stupid”.

Dude 1: “Hey dude, I must’ve slept with like twelve chicks last night... at once. I should’ve tried drugs years ago.”

Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”

by basiqwhitechiq May 29, 2018

Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022