Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

nasty snail

When a woman is aroused and she leaks trought her pants leaving a trace on the ground.

My grillfriend is so wet. She leaves a nasty snail on the ground.

by Miauwsterxiofang September 16, 2017

Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words June 4, 2018

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration

Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?

by Sexsnail December 6, 2023

Snail slappin

The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.

Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.

by Russell the wonder muscle June 24, 2021