Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.

That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.

by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 6, 2020

mental slow down

it’s not a mental breakdown.
it’s slow and it makes you feel empty inside except your mind.

there‘s a tornado in your head but you can’t comprehend it.

i‘m having a mental slow down

by what am i supposed to say August 9, 2022

Bitch ass slow

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.

While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"

by teamcallis July 31, 2022

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019

Slow g-ing

Means someone who is slow or didn't catch what was being said

Man he was slow g-ing foreal

by Bag'em & Gag'em January 8, 2016

super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022