shank

To hurt someone ;smack,slap

Joe: your such a retard
Jacob: shutup or I'll shank you !

by mustafa12345678 October 21, 2010

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Shank

Shit (poop) and wank (masturbate),

I shanked in the public restroom.

by Veer Partap Singh Randhawa January 21, 2023

Shank

Move , get from round

Shank jit

by @pologsux July 10, 2023

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.

Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.

by wrys April 29, 2009