I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

press

to confront some or question them about anything

John: I heard that was the kid talking smack
Jimmy: alright ima press him and see whats up with him

by HaryBalzack6969 October 25, 2023

Pickle Press

Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................

let's put the pickle in context.

Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass

PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

Sank pressing

A Human male presses his dick up against glass.

Nathan stop sank pressing

by Dishongn December 2, 2016

Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni

"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again

by Tdofc June 30, 2023