He will fall head over heels for one person and will stick with that person for a long time even when the other person wants space. A Norris has the maturity of an eight year right old but is still the sweetest person in the world. He sometimes has trouble maintaining all of his friends, and is sometimes a turd. A Norris has trouble being serious but you can tell him anything. When he can be serious you will have the deepest discussion of your Hey
by Bottomless Fries 23 May 8, 2022
Get the Norrismug. No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021
Get the Michaela mickey boo Norrismug. Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.
by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025
Get the Norrismug. a Compleate Hottie
Some May same Drop Dead Gorjis She is always center of attention. never misses a good party. love her boys. and a compleatly wild chick
Some May same Drop Dead Gorjis She is always center of attention. never misses a good party. love her boys. and a compleatly wild chick
Boy 1: hey sarah is here
Boy2: fuck yeah she's a hottie
Boy 3: im gettin with her tonight i love sarah jane norris
Boy2: fuck yeah she's a hottie
Boy 3: im gettin with her tonight i love sarah jane norris
by Matt roii December 1, 2009
Get the Sarah Jane Norrismug. Fat ass mother fucking jelly roll with a capital "J" having ass killing pp skin sucking licking gay ass bitch with no mf friends who is overLOADED with ice cream and pizza rolls and fucking haters heretical aesthetic etiquette details ripple affect jelly rolls with a capital "J" sound having pp tickling ass hole. GAY
by LittleGayyPPfucker December 7, 2019
Get the Logan Rhet Norrismug. by Ally! <3 October 27, 2021
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