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punch the fat man 

I'm going to punch the fat man tonight.
punch the fat man by Bullturtle October 31, 2013

Alex the booty man 

A man that loves booty.... maybe too much but who cares. BOOTY RULES!!!!
Have you talked to Alex recently?

Which Alex?
Alex the booty man
Alex the booty man by Opablin September 8, 2020

Slap the Trojan Man 

Manual manipulation of male genitals (ie masturbation or hand jobs)
“I accidentally walked in on my roommate and he was slappin the Trojan man”

“My girl Sonia can slap the Trojan man like a pro hoe fo sho. I’m done in like 8 seconds yo.”
Slap the Trojan Man by 88keyz April 18, 2021

snake89___the.facts.man 

idk it's litteraly the best (After me) named Riccardo
"You are the snake89___the.facts.man!"

Carry the Great Man 

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.
Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.
Carry the Great Man by tariqk December 5, 2021

VIVVY THE DUNIEHCHY MAN

HES THE HOTTEST CUTEST BEST GUY EVER HES SMART STRONG TALL AND HOT AND HAS THE BEST HAIR HIS VOICE IS SEXY ASF AND HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AND SHE LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER
OMG VIVVY THE DUNIEHCHY MANS SO FUKIN HOT IM IN LOVE WITH HIM