Lizard Wizard

a person who uses mathmatics, stats and rng to meta game really hard in a video game.
people who play with a jacked dodge build are the lizard wizards of payday 2
by lionheart617 January 13, 2022
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lizard piss

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss
by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
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forum lizard

a sex worker that invades communities and fandoms with the sole purpose of marketing their onlyfans, usually with "cosplays". Much like a "lot lizard" but online.
"what do you think of my zelda cosplay? tehee, don't click the link in my bio" - said the forum lizard wearing a Link costume.
by John smith 1984 September 15, 2023
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glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie
You cock looks like a glazed lizard
by Hellboy696961 February 25, 2024
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Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!
by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024
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Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018
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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021
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