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Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
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Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
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3 guys 1 hot pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.
Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023
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Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.
You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.
by theyunogasai September 6, 2021
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Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.
I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.
by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
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