hairy shit

I person with a bad hair style who is also a piece of shit

Harry Kaye is a big piece of hairy shit

by James&Lew May 2, 2004

hairy mary

An incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.

Damn that hairy mary got me mighty fuckered up. Pass the chips?

by Joey SxFx July 19, 2009

Hairy Joe

Joe when he doesn't shave for a few weeks. He has big curly hair, like an afro - but not. And a huge beard.

You shaved?! Whatever happened to Hairy Joe?!

by Katy June 30, 2004

hairy chode

A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.

i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.

by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004

hairy monkey

when your eating a hairy pussy

last night that hairy monkey mad my throat dry

by k!d phr3$h December 23, 2008

hairy beav

a beav or pussy which is hairy

She has one hairy beav

by Flop May 12, 2004

Hairy Strawberry

Freshly chopped Habanero chillies rubbed directly onto the scrotum.

John forgot he was preparing a hot chilli dinner and ended up with a hairy strawberry after he went to the crapper.

by Mike 84167 May 12, 2007