ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult
by Harmony pond July 25, 2015
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Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.
Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.
by kojer! December 30, 2021
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crab cart

Most appropriately a promiscuous woman. However can just be generalized to any female. References the sexually transmitted genital organism commonly referred to as "the crabs."
That chick dates a lot of guys, she's a real crab cart.
by cnt55 May 29, 2008
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cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 07, 2014
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Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.
I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.
by halascanid February 05, 2022
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Crab Salad

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.
by TipToeBurglar March 11, 2014
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