The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

Chode

the black, burnt up resin at the bottom of your bowl when you finish smoking reefer and don't clean your piece

Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't have any, but we can smoke the chode.
Okay!

by Chododile March 18, 2009

Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010

chode

past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

by doboy11 November 13, 2011

chode

scott macdonald from adaminaby has ONE

scott has A CHODE
he lives at ADAMINABY

by scott6487575875 November 9, 2008

chode

this means that someone has the same length dick as it is wide.

"u couldent shag no one with that chode.

by joseph.g December 12, 2007