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captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
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The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
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Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.
POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
Fuck this game
by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021
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Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
by The Growler September 8, 2014
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Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
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Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
by Person :)! September 11, 2009
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Captain Harlock

by King Tarek November 23, 2021
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