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Swinging

When grown men kiss the dope mans ass. They are always agreeing with anything he says. Always spying for him. Always being his golfer. Always laughing at his not funny jokes or rude cut downs.
He is always swinging on the dope man's dick just to get to his sack.
by Ninashroom February 8, 2022
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swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.
That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.
by Lostcloud January 14, 2017
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SWINGING TRIPE

EXCESS FLESH THAT PROTRUDES FROM A VAGINA.
THE DANCER BENT OVER AND ALL I SAW WAS SOME SWINGING TRIPE.
by peter fitzintite May 8, 2011
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Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.
Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!
by Xxextentioncord May 30, 2020
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Swing pool

A pool but with a swing in it
Hey do you want to go so the swing pool later?
by I’m actually right October 11, 2020
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bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.
by jonny_raige February 5, 2014
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