Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).

"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."

by Matthew End March 16, 2013

Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!

"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"

by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

scalp swinging

When someone continuously bothers you or "throws shade" from a distance that is when they are swinging their scalp

If she keep scalp swinging ima scalp her like a Native American

by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016

swing like that

when a person with the same sex or anyone wants to date you

Example 1 (Gay/Bi)

Dior: Dang he’s cute asf let me go ask him

(walks up to him)

Dior: Aye u look so fine, u got Instagram or i can get ya number??

Cute boy: Nah bro, gtf outta here before i make you regret opening your mouth .. ion swing like that faggot!

(usually a nice way to say that they dfw the fags in a homophobic way)

Example 2 (scene: nightclub) (STRAIGHT PPL)

Janelly: Layla look, i want that guy that’s in the corner

Layla: he seems bored, but i ain’t gonna lie to u girl…he’s fine ash

(Janelly walks up to him)

Janelly: Heyyy, umm u look cute and bored idk if u wanna go dance or get some drinks. Maybe even come to my friends house and sleep there😏, u cute btw wanna be my man and put that dick up on me?

Guy: Hell nah, go somewhere else and leave me tf alone, i don’t swing like that

(this means they don’t want nothing with you, they not looking for a relationship, sex or anything)

by 2txc4shay August 24, 2025

checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011

hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.

Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.

by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017