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Gift Spoon

The offer made by girls looking to be held and cuddled to guys who are not there boyfriend or they are not wanting to have sex with. Guys hate this.
Hey I saw that girl's car over at you place last night were you closing the deal??

Naaa Man all she offered was a gift spoon.

Ahh shit thats cold at least she could have gave you a little spork job
by Gift of nothing September 11, 2009
mugGet the Gift Spoonmug.

wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.
Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.
by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006
mugGet the wooden spooningmug.

Big Spoon

A kind, tall, handsome, charismatic man (see RICK) that isn't complete unless he's accompanied by a smaller lady (see LISA, Little Spoon) whose body compliments the coordinating position in which he sleeps. Warning: If a Big Spoon and Little Spoon reproduce, their offspring would most likely be nerds.
"Aww, my little spoon is still here!" - Big Spoon
Note: The little spoon did not leave quietly in the wee morning hours like the stealth little spoon that she is.
by Little Spooner August 24, 2011
mugGet the Big Spoonmug.

spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
by DeepThort December 13, 2008
mugGet the spoon jobmug.

you spoon

Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"
by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017
mugGet the you spoonmug.

Spiral Spoon

Much like spooning, except that instead of the basic spooning position, the participants twist in a spiral motion at the same time. Often used as a component of foreplay, the step between spooning and forking

see spoon
Bob and Nancy started out spooning, but Bob got excited and it turned into a spiral spoon, which led to forking all night.
by power pete 125 March 22, 2010
mugGet the Spiral Spoonmug.

spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.
christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!
by spector victim June 9, 2009
mugGet the spoon no wienermug.

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