Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.
Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.
by ecaleohs April 21, 2009
Fleetingly display happpiness
Even if your smile’s not as long as a mile, should you smile awhile you’ll retrieve your inner resources file.
by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009
by lovetosurve October 10, 2019
Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.
Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.
Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!
Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!
by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev November 01, 2006
by Petepablo January 14, 2014
The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
by m o g w a i June 05, 2007
The smile a certain person produces everytime another certain person does or says something that makes them happy.
by Super Saiyan Steve October 24, 2007